A collectible trading card series featuring the politicians, grifters, culture warriors, conspiracy peddlers, media personalities, and professional outrage merchants who have spent years turning American politics into a nonstop fucking spectacle.

Because if they're going to keep showing up, they might as well be collectible.

Why It Exists

The people in this collection have spent years demanding attention.

They've lied for it.

Grifted for it.

Fundraised off it.

Built careers on it.

So we figured we'd give them exactly what they've always wanted:

          Another piece of attention. This time in trading card form.

Collect the chaos.

I'm a fan, not a company. Not a sales guy. I've spent 25+ years on both the client and agency side of branding, marketing, and creative work.

I watched in real time as you walked away from your practice and bet on yourself. Daily content. Community building. Substack. Building an audience one video at a time.

That takes serious fucking drive.

So here's my random idea.

What if we took the politicians, grifters, culture warriors, conspiracy peddlers, and outrage assholes you cover every day and turned them into a real hold in your hand product your audience would actually collect?

Not a new business.

Not a massive time drain.

Just a 30-day Kickstarter.

The campaign becomes content. The product becomes content. The launch becomes content.

Kickstarter lets the audience decide if the idea deserves to exist. There are companies that can handle manufacturing, fulfillment, and shipping. The entire thing is structured as a one-time project rather than another ongoing obligation.

What I like about it is that it feels like a fit for you. You're already documenting the absurdity of modern politics every day. This simply turns the shit show into something we can hold, collect, share, and laugh about.

Most creators monetize through views, subscriptions, sponsorships, and merch. This feels like a different lane. A limited-run event that gives your audience something genuinely unique.

This is the 5,000-foot version.

I haven't shared it with anyone else.

If you like it let's talk. If not, I'm still Team Hawk.

About Me

I’m a creative director who said "election denier" in front of 3,000 shareholders (I enjoyed the six weeks off LOLZ.) Like a lot of people, I’m exhausted by how everything in our country has become another fight. That’s part of why I made this for you. It feels like a way to turn some of that noise into something people can laugh at instead of just getting more pissed off.

Text/Phone: 402-802-3060
jayinnebraska@gmail.com

I'm not a squatter. Once you see this I'll point this domain to your YouTube or Substack or MySpace page.